AZ: what the fuck happened last night?
Andy: i don’t know but it looks like Guns n Roses were over last night.
January 24, 2010
January 14, 2010
It’s ALIVE
Yikes! Cute Attack!
I think I sorta remember her. Though, she reminds me a bit of that cute foreign girl you dated so I can’t say for sure.
I looked up her profile on facebook, she seems to have aged well. (email from my brother)
I don’t mean to upset people, but I must speak my mind. For what’s in my mind is far more interesting than what’s outside my mind.
Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now, and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don’t. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats.
That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am Alejando Diablo, I do not want you to like me.