This is a survey I did on myspace last night before I went to sleep. I dreamed about work BTW - az
Everybody has a main bestfriend, whos yours?
The voice in my head telling me to swim in the New Glarus creek and chase women in duck suits.
What are you listening to now?
A hunchback and a retard wrestling
Do you love anybody?
I loved someone very much not too long ago. But, she loved herself more that I could.
Do you drink a lot of water?
Hence, I pee all day and night
Who did you last lay in a bed/couch/recliner with?
All 3 w/ The Princess of Darkness, Andy’s wife
How long ago?
over the weekend
Where did you get your last bruise from?
The Princess of Darkness, Andy’s wife from biting my chest all over
How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
It doesn’t thrill me
What kind of mood are you in today?
Like the weather, overcast
What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
pee’d
Who did you first talk to today?
My boss
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
Watching Sopranos drinking coffee
Are you mad at anyone right now?
Yes, the news for continuing to report on that freakshow that died 2 weeks ago
Did you see the movie Twilight?
No it’s for lil girls and my gay friends
Are you easily scared by horror/thriller films?
Not at all, I’m mre scared of getting E Coli, Colitis, or Crones Disease
What does your last text say?
“If we’re going to Mexico, we should head deep into the interior, climb some pyramids and show them that, ‘I’M NOT GAY’. Also I may be alone, so we will need some chicas, burros, duct tape, rum and lots of tequila.”
Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 10 days?
yes and then some
Ever been lied to by someone you thought would never lie to you?
Every day
How are you feeling right now?
bored
What are you craving right now?
Cajun food, cold beer, hot woman
Do you want kids anytime soon?
I’m not Michael Jackson
Are you going anywhere for this summer?
Yes, Indiana, WI, Iowa, Mississippi River who knows where else
What is in your pocket?
Ben Wah Balls
Are you more of a Math & Science person or English & History person?
For fucks sake, read my damned profile and figure it out Einstein! If you’re reading this survey you know the answer already. (hi jenny, i stole this from you darlin’)
Person that can always make you happy without even trying?
Eric Cartman
Would you rather hear a lie to make you happy or the truth that hurts?
Tell me the truth then get naked and meet me down the hall.
Are you scared of spiders?
no, I’m afraid of snakes
What color is your hair?
I’m bald
Who was the last person you rode in a vehicle with?
Morgan and Andy, Jason was driving.
If the last person you kissed moved away, would you be sad?
no I’m pretty used to that by now.
Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
if don’t think so, unless the Michael Jackson jokes finally got to her.
Where would you rather be right now?
Arizona
What’s the greatest thing that happened today?
A hunchback became a model
Last person you had a conversation with?
Too Dark Mark
Are you afraid of the future?
The futures uncertain and the end is always near.
Last time you cried?
At the Leonard Cohen concert
How has this week been?
Monday was nice the last few days were BLAH but tomorrow will be awesome as I return to Blue Bayou and then see Vera late tomorrow night.
Do you count down the days for something?
Yeah, NEW GLARUS!
What do you prefer skittles or starbursts?
Sour Skittles really rock, Sour Starburst would be great.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
I already have
Do you believe every thing happens for a reason?
No, but every action causes a reaction.
Think a lot before you sleep?
Think while I sleep, talk while I sleep, curse out loud while I sleep, see retarded hunchback buck teeth people in my sleep.
Do you believe that every one has a soul-mate?
If so, mine left me in Africa.
Does the person you like know you like them?
The person I last had sex with I like enough to have sex with her again. How’s that?
When in your life have you been the happiest?
4th 1/4 of 2008
How did you feel when you woke up today?
awake
Do you like winter?
I fucking hated this last winter more than any other winter of my life and I’m tired of waiting for summer. FUCK no wonder I smoke meth and pick up crack whores.
Are you in a band?
I am the band
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Religiously
Do you get mad easily?
At times
What woke you up this morning?
morning
Last thing you ate?
pickled vegetables
Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
both, but I really preferred the shower I had the other day, what a nice surprise.
How did your day go yesterday?
much like today
Are you tired?
yes
Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Only if I could shoot heroin, snort cocaine, eat acid and drop qualudes. WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO?
Who was the last person you heard on the phone?
Too Dark Mark
Where’s your phone right now?
right in front of me
When is your birthday?
12/12
When was the last time you laughed really hard about something? Why?
My brother on Facebook
Do you regret doing anything this week?
yeah, not chasing Todd Justic down for the money he owes me
What are you doing for your next birthday?
New Glarus with a hot lady, who, I dunno yet.
How many months until your birthday?
5
Which of your friends is the easiest to talk to?
Too Dark
In the past week have you felt sad?
Just now because this wonderful and very positive survey has ended. Now it’s time to Kurt Cobain myself