AZ’s “DIARY OF A DAMNED MAN”

May 25, 2009

What happens in New Glarus. Happens AGAIN in New Glarus

 

or How to make out with a lady in a duck suit

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May 22, 2009

I take the redline downtown to catch the 130 NW Metra train all the way to the end of the line in Harvard IL. It’s as close to New Glarus as I can get on Metra, yet still far enough away to make for an interesting drive back to NG from Harvard. On the way I see my old neighbor Jenny and we exchange phone numbers. It was really good to see her again as I’ve missed her much. It’s also a good omen.

322 PM I arrive in Harvard and de-board the train, 3 min later I’m in a car with Mich Ganshert, also known as the Irish Piper. We’re all smiles. It’s good to see my friend. We take country roads all the way to New Glarus, and I see Janesville for the first time ever en route. By 5PM I’m checked into the Chalet Landhaus and on the way to the Ganshert home for the first drink of the weekend. I’m in the best mood in many weeks.

6PM dinner at the Glarner Stube (www.glarnerstube.com). We’re greeted by Aleta with whom I share a birthday. And I meet Gary the owner and proud chef. Joining Mich, Steph, Toni and I are Mich’s brother Tom and his wife Jodi. Oh it’s going to be a very fun evening. The menu at the Stube from what I’ve heard, been told and read is the best in NG and after seeing it online figured I’d ask Gary if it’d be possible to have some sort of bratwurst sampler. And he obliged and created a platter with several varieties of veal wurst over a bed of red cabbage topped off w/ asparagus. Talk about IMPRESSIVE. I was quite simply completely blown away by the fact that he created it, and even more how good it was. Now my appetite fro Brats is ruined as now I will specifically only buy and ingest the veal variety. Not so differnt than the way I now eat cheese and mustard. And hash browns.

After a hearty dinner we walked down to the tent to see 2nd Thought (www.2ndthought.com) perform and as usual I was smoked by them. To fully understand this group you need to look them up, however I can say that they are all young teenage jr. high and high school guys that rock with the best of some of the classic rock cover bands that perform in bars do. And their set is ALL CLASSIC ROCK. The band is excellent and one of the mothers/manager remembered me from last year and came over and said hi. We chatted for a few moments then I danced with Steph and Jodi. I had to dance to Johnny B. Goode one fo the very first songs I ever learned how to play, way back in….

When we were done there it was up to Toffler’s (www.tofflers.com) 200 5th Avenue  New Glarus, Wisconsin  53574  608.527.2490 Established in May 2006, Tofflers Pub & Grill has quickly become a favorite among locals and visitors alike.  Located in the “Four Corners” building in the historic Backtown area of New Glarus, there has been a tavern at this location since 1880.  Current owners Steve Longo and Loyd Smith seek to continue the legacy by offering a casual and comfortable dining and drinking experience with quality food and friendly service.And they host lots of live music, both indoors and out on their spectacular patio. And it would be a trend that would end each night. Missy was working and she whipped up some ass kickin margaritas for us, and they were made from scratch and they were all very good. It was around this time that Mich went home and Steph walked back and I went out to go for a dip in the New Glarus pool. But I thought it was up by the big crane because when I woke up I was covered in sludge. They really need to clean that swimming hole, but again it wasn’t officially opened till Memorial Day, so maybe I went for a swim too early in the year. I dunno. But Mich found my hat floating upside down there the next morning.


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David B a few days before I left

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GARY’s PORK MACHINE next to The Glaner Stube

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Mich and Stef at Tofflers

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Jennie Rossing

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Jennie Rossing

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Mich and Stef’s youngest: Toni

 

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Marc Barnaby’s Bike

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Oh that damned secDUCKive Duck

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Police Chief Steve Allbaugh has Mich

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Mich and his brother Tom

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Gary Westby made this special plate for me at the Glaner Stube

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Vicki Miller, Stef and Kyna Ganshert

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Vicki Miller and Mich Ganshert

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Tom and his wife Jodi and Mich wife Stef

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 Yes, Fawn Philipson a babe amonst babes

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Kris Baumgartner and Reba

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Julie Strickler

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that bartender from Fred’s Sportmans Bar

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Picking up Kris

 Saturday Ma, 23, 2009

After we went to his place and along w/ the family went to Madison WI where they have the worlds largest farmers market. We picked up his eldest daughter Kyna on the way. I was very impressed w/ Madison, it was very clean and spacious and a pretty city overall. Mich and I sat in a really nice bar for lunch, this place had really old wood work was big and clean. The bartender was a true gent in every sense of the word. We went walking around sniffing out produce to buy. It was really nice and there were tons and tons of nice people everywhere, except for this guy that scarred the living bejesus out of me when he walked right up to my face and yelled, “HOW ARE YA’ ! ” It was indeed a near pants pee’r.

We drove back from Madison and went out to the outside patio at Toffler’s and I met Kris who took a few pix of me for their website. We hung out there for awhile and had fun w/ the locals and then it was down to the band/beer tent where he hassled Renee some more and that’s when I ran into the duck. Now I was just posing with this person in a duck suit when I posed for a photo and by touch learned there was a lady inside so of course I had to have some fun w/ her. I proceeded to pry the bill open far enough to give her a kiss and I’m sure what she really got was a blast of NG Beer breath. However it didn’t affect anything as we met up later and danced to one of the bands. I never did learn who was in that thing but have a feeling I’ll be up there one day and be approached by a woman that will tell me she was the duck.

I met some really nice people including a heckuva beauty named Fawn. She was small, very attractive and had the prettiest eyes, the smiling type, I saw all weekend. A great sense of humor as well.

Just in time we made it up to  the Stube in time for some of Gary’s fresh and tender BBQ spare ribs. I think Mich, Steph and I got the last 3. Then we went to the Gansherts for some dinner before heading back out to make the rounds again.

It was nice to hang out with Mich’s family, the really made/make me feel welcome, and less like Charlie Brown who’s family you never ever really see. I mean, you know he has a grandma because they go see her in the car on Thanksgiving, but you never see her or who the hell is driving hat car.

Sunday May 24, 2009

Whudda night.

I rose and ate breakfast downstairs solo again and the waitress commented, “you’re friends with that Ganshert guy ain’t ya’.” Good call, how can you tell?  I  had a pretty good breakfast before heading up to the room and waiting for Mich. He arrived laughing knowing where to find my hat. He proceeded to take me to his place of work which reminded me a lot of the place where I went for a late night swim for some reason. I got the whole tour and for a small town like NG was overall impressed with this facility.

Afterwards we went to “Freds” Sportsman Bar & Restaurant, 506 1st St, for Bloody Mary’s and the bartended remembered that I preferred Absolut in mine. This is the type of service that bring a guy like me back again and again. We sat there fo awhile befre going back to meet the fam.

The afternoon was spent bouncing between the beer/band tent and Toffler’s where I felt like i was starting to get to know people. We ate dinner at Michs then went back downtown. I decided to stay at Toffler’s later and harass the local ladies as goofy as it was. I was back and forth between there and Fred’s and I ate at Freds before going back for one last round at Toffler’s prior to my last walk to the lodge to grab some sleep.

Memeorial Day 2009

Of course I was up much too early and I went down to breakfast much too early and packed up and left much too early. Mich was marching in a parade and Steph came to pick me up at 930 and I spent a few hours hanging out w/ the 3  Ganshert Girls.

I went for a walk and had one bloody mary at Fred’s before mich icked me up and drove me all the way back to Chicago.

Exhausted, and suffering from hayfever my buddy Mich got me out of the city and took me to one of my favorite places on earth over that long weekend. Not only did he and his family show me courtesy and friendship that I find much too rare these days, but I got to dance with a lady in a Duck Suit.

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one of the greatest friends i’ve ever made

blame him that i had so much fun

TBC

 

 

 

 

 

May 21, 2009

Happy Memorial Day Weekend From The Windy City Damned Man

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The water and the skies are blue, and the leaves and grass are green, and these are a few of my favorite things.

Perfectly BEAUTIFUL it was here in Chicago today. I was up early, watered the plants, watched the news and then spent 4 hours biking on Lake Shore Drive this afternoon. I went out to Montrose Harbor and around the beach house where now in addition to kayaks, they also rent Jet Ski’s this year. I made my way out to the pier then north to Hollywood Beach Turnaround.

Montrose Beach had what I estimated around 50 people just before noon. Foster Beach had what looked more like 150 people but a lot of them where hip hoppers fully clothed in oversized t shirts, oversized baggy and heavy looking jeans and even some with hoodies zipped all the way up and the hoods over their heads, and it was already over 80 degrees.

Foster Beach for 10 years has been the eyesore of the north shore, at least from as far south as Soldier Field. Every year no matter how much time and effort the Parks District puts into it, it’s always the most littered, most graphitized and most undesirable beach. If you really want to enjoy a nice quiet day at the beach it’s just not going to happen at Foster Beach. Don’t even ask about the rest rooms. I will say that each year I go into there if I need to they have to replace the urinals which are always either broken, busted or overflowing with nastiness.

I’ve learned my lesson about so-called “up and coming” neighborhoods and much like Humboldt Park,  the locals just won’t let go of some of them for improvements. And it’s too bad, because Uptown is sandwiched between some pretty nice neighborhoods.

I decided to head south and enjoyed watching people sunbathing and as always the “fairer sex” roller blading. It was nice even with the breeze coming out of the southeast. The beach between Belmont and North Ave was packed, but North Ave with it being the “trendy” beach was overflowing. It was unbelievable that the holiday weekend doesn’t officially kick off till tomorrow and yet 25% of the work force must have taken today off because the Lakefront was a hotbed of activity. My favorite beach, Oak Street Beach was getting busy with maybe 300 people and by the time I got to Navy Pier I knew it was officially summer. Navy Piert was tourist central.

I was quickly reminded what I love so much about this city in the summer. When I take these rides with no restrictions on time, it really puts me in another state of mind. And a peaceful one at that.

Heading back home I took my time, stopped several times to swig some water and before I knew it 4 hours had passed. It was an easy ride with the wind at my back and I noticed the crowds were still filling in. 

There is a long summer weekend on the horizon so I felt inspired to get my deck ready so I picked up another tomato plant and a plant for Hungarian peppers.

A few more projects came up and were offered for me to work on next week and I’m in dire need of that. Yet working from home is appealing in that I will be able to get a lot more exercise in by biking the Lakefront Trail than just the commute to and from work as I did the last 2 years.

He made good, life goes on.

I hope everyone has a great weekend and you have great weather no matter where you are spending the first weekend of summer.

There should be some exciting pix coming over or at least after the weekend.


SLAINTE!

 Back to the Egg

Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It’s the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn’t have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair

Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change
Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I’ll hear that song and I’ll start to sing along
And think man I’d love to see that girl again

May 20, 2009

Facebook No More

I’ve opted to delete my Facebook profile. It was getting more annoying than anything. The whole, I’m on my way to work and I’m going to eat soup BS just got on my nerves. It seemed to bring out teh 10 year old in a lot of people I truly respect.

I do still have my personal myspace profile at

 

www.myspace.com/alexfuckingzander

as well as the 3 entertainment / business profiles

www.myspace.com/azultraproductions

www.myspace.com/ultravixxxens

www.myspace.com/mkultramagazine

 

May 19, 2009

Planting my beautiful veggies

Check it out, now at least he’s google worthy!!!!!!! 

I started my veggie plants today, 2 varieties of hot peppers and 2 tomato plants. I’m very tempted to go back out and buy more plants to grow.

Also making and jarring my own salsa. Ingredients from my travels.

I part w/ something in my head all day, take it any way you want to.

Well my friends are gone and my hair is grey
I ache in the places where I used to play
And I’m crazy for love but I’m not coming on
I’m just paying my rent every day
Oh in the Tower of Song

I said to Hank Williams: how lonely does it get?
Hank Williams hasn’t answered yet
But I hear him coughing all night long
A hundred floors above me
In the Tower of Song

I was born like this, I had no choice
I was born with the gift of a golden voice
And twenty-seven angels from the Great Beyond
They tied me to this table right here
In the Tower of Song

So you can stick your little pins in that voodoo doll
I’m very sorry, baby, doesn’t look like me at all
I’m standing by the window where the light is strong
Ah they don’t let a woman kill you
Not in the Tower of Song

Now you can say that I’ve grown bitter but of this you may be sure
The rich have got their channels in the bedrooms of the poor
And there’s a mighty judgement coming, but I may be wrong
You see, you hear these funny voices
In the Tower of Song

I see you standing on the other side
I don’t know how the river got so wide
I loved you baby, way back when
And all the bridges are burning that we might have crossed
But I feel so close to everything that we lost
We’ll never have to lose it again

Now I bid you farewell, I don’t know when I’ll be back
There moving us tomorrow to that tower down the track
But you’ll be hearing from me baby, long after I’m gone
I’ll be speaking to you sweetly
From a window in the Tower of Song

May 14, 2009

Most Beautiful Day of the Year (so far) 2009

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Michelle sent this one in last night 

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 found this old picture of gomez and i from 2001 in jeff and jasons studio

I’ve been out biking since 930 AM and just got home here at 330. It’s beautiful out there. Girls on rollerblades in front of me on Lake Shore Drive and their beautiful calves. I am and shall forever be the voyuer biker.

Picked up a big bottle of vodka and I’m gonna sit outside, play some Kid Rock and sip cold vodka on ice w/ lime.

 One week and I’ll be packing for New Glarus. I’m beyond exited.

I got a FedEx package today, they must have thought it important I get them quick. In the package are 3 soon to be classics
Big Wet Tits Vol 8
Up That Latin Ass
Busty Housewives Vol 2
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some things don’t change much
gomex and i sometime in the summer of 2002 on a deck sipping cocktails

May 8, 2009

Bukowski vs Lynch

Things have been very strange is Zanderworld. I feel like Charles Bukowski stuck in a David Lynch movie.

Robert Hyman  commented

“Nice write-up Alex.  Yeah I think you hit on some of the emotions I felt sitting in that audience.  Tears many times, joy and the overall feeling that “here is a man who gets it” - he’s said things we’ve all wanted to say before but he says it so much better than any of us could for sure!”
Jennifer Long made a comment

“Excellent review.  You covered the experience perfectly.”

Doing some cooking and guitar playing today, lotsa updates coming.

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After seeing Leonard Cohen and spending the better part of Wednesday writing my review of the show, I felt a sense of accomplishment. And just knowing now that I was able to see the show given the many circumstances that would have normally prevented me from doing so leaves me with a strange sort of “someone’s looking out for me” feeling. Or maybe all is coming back into line. Only time can tell and a short time at that.

The show was only the greatest performance I’ve ever witnessed and I’m really not expecting that it will ever be topped. And I don’t care if it ever is. Those that know me well knew well before the show was ever announced what the possibility of seeing Mr. Cohen live in concert would mean to me. I just discussed that with my brother. He knew that’s for dammed sure.

It’s Sunday now and I’ve put a lot behind me. I’m still waking up much too early, and on  the news the local meteorologists are not getting the days forecasts correct. So I have missed a day of biking because at 5 30 AM they told me it was going to rain, and they did the same at 9 AM. Well they are certainly wrong, it is beautiful out today, 63 degrees and a light wind. I just got off the phone with my brother where we shared our past weeks frustrations but also planned for his next visit very soon.

Wednesday night my friend Michelle aka Michellio flew in from Arizona and she stayed w/ her friend Melissa in Indiana. When they woke up the next morning she called me and told me as soon as her hair and make up were done, they’d be on there way in to see me. Michellio and I have been close for 5 years now. She is a very special person to me and I usually see he when I drive or fly out to Arizona, this time she was coming my way.

When the ladies arrived we walked over to El Palmar and had an amazing brunch. They have  new shrimp taco on the menu made w/ cabbage as opposed to lettuce and it was INCREDIBLE. I had one along with a large shrimp and octopus cocktail. And I managed to eat it all actually. My brother would be proud.

 

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The gals both had burritos and the burritos at El Palmar are massive. So of course they only ate 1/2.

We hung out on the deck for awhile, Michelle really seemed to like my place. She mentioned if she ever moved back she’d like to think about moving in. I wonder how that would work? maybe wed just kill each other.

It was not easy saying goodbye but we had to, as they had a lot of plans for the weekend.

I walked over to Wrigleville North and had a pitcher of beer before coming home to change to go out for burlesque at Blue Bayou. I sat there and took in the locals, and this is when I realized the charm of this place that I couldn’t quite put my finger on when I’ve been there w/ friends. It was like being Charles Bukowski in a David Lynch movie. The patrons are all oddly colorful and unique, they all know each other yet they all have a story all of their own. It all made sense to me through my blurred vision.

 

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I went home and made my way to Blue Bayou. I maybe shouldn’t have but I did. I was feeling indestructible. Also feeling a bit hungry and got there early to eat some fine Cajun cooking. But before I could even get into my appetizer my old friend Zoran showed up and then Alicia did as well. I hadn’t seen Zoran in 4 years and Alicia in a year since last September. It was a nice reunion but one that got me quite inxticalted and I ened up haivng my food boxed up but left it behind.

I was up much too early on Friday, and started calling people and even got a call from my friend Joe out in Arizona who I hadn’t spoken to since January, the Friday before Obama took office. (that;’s how good my memory is) So I spent the morning on the phone and also got the idea to do a cover of the Elvis classic “Trouble” as part of our acoustic act. I ran the idea by Dave and he was naturally accepting although he didn’t really know the song. It would be the perfect song for him to sing as his voice is deeper than mine. And that afternoon I went back over to Wrigleyville North for what I had every intentions of having one pitcher of beer.

 

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Well I was certainly possessed by the bar on this sunny afternoon, so much that I made conversation with everyone, snapped photos of strangers, and met a young man and fellow beer guzzler named John Holmes. Yup, that’s really his name. We downed some more pitchers and walked down to Thelma’s where we acquired a 12 of Tecate and took it to my porch . We sat there talking about ladies and more BS when I come to the realization that I had indeed had more than enough, kindly asked my guest to depart and I tool a lil nap which is very rare for me indeed. In retrospect it certainly was a stranger than usual couple of afternoons mostly due to the patrons at my favorite new dive. And I hope to spend more time there as the people are much more interesting than anything I’ve seen this area for the 4 years I’ve lived here.

As usual Saturday morning came much earlier to me than most. I was up out of bed by 5 AM. My head was swimming with ideas. I made some killer spicy Cajun chicken and stowed it away till later. Oddly there were no good westerns on this Saturday morning and I was a bit bored, and that’s about when I came across Vera’s mother on myspace. Apparently they spent last weekend together and Vera did a wonderful photo of her free spirited biker mother that is now a resident of Arizona. After reviewing he profile and sending a few emails, it was very evident where Vera got her manner. It was very cool connecting with her. She spends time at few of my favorite Arizona places and certainly has a lust for life. I have it in my head to meet this lady at some point in person, sooner than later. First of all though, in 2 weeks I’ll be hanging w/ her daughter Vera in New Glarus.

Vera is just off the hook. Over the next few days she’s driving to Canada where she’s doing a shoot at a major industrial EBM fest. Then she’s driving towards MN then meeting me in New Glarus on Sunday the 24th, coming the next day to Chicago w/ me, then that night shooting a band in Rockford and afterwards heading to Madison to hang w/ The Murder Junkies. DAMMIT that’s the stamina that kept me going in the 90’s. I’m so much for laid back these days.

I must admint that Vera is one of the more interesting personalities I’ve been introduced to this year. We’ve tread down many of the same paths which is ironic given our age difference, and when I saw her home in Baton Rouge I was struck by how much we had in common in tastes and more. So needless to say I’m looking forward to showing her one day of NG.

For the second Saturday in a row, I blew off another burlesque show at the last minute. Last evening I was actually walking to the train to go to the Viaduct Theatre where I was on the guest list for another heavy metal burlesque show. But as I was about to board, I changed my mind. I had been awake since 430 AM again and just didn’t have it in me to sit at another show. So I cane home, watched a movie and hit the hay around midnight.

Sunday morning Dave called and we discussed the new songs and a photo shoot as well as ort debut. By noon he was here and we were outside working through our rendition of Elvis Presley’s “Trouble” and Van Halen’s “Ice Cream Man” and they both came out perfect after working them out for about an hour. Dave is singing “Trouble” and I’m doing “Ice Cream Man”. They came out incredible and it was nice to see Dave so fucking excited about my Elvis choice.

My brother called later in the afternoon and as mentioned in the opening, we had some frustrations with lifer and relationships to share. He had a pretty tough week and mine was a bit dramatic due to circumstances to do with people not really in my life anymore. It’s almost similar to my brothers woes, but not exactly, yet oddly parallel. I think it’s good therapy that we talk every Sunday.

I made an ass kicking batch of Shrimp Creole this afternoon. Nice follow up to the Cajun Chicken I made yesterday and the Shrimp and Sausage Gumbo I made Thursday. I think I’ve perfected my recipes thanks mostly to some of the spices my good friend Mark in Baton Rouge has been sending me.

In 2 weeks I’ll be grilling alligator w/ Mich. And that’s surely going to be the least of my adventures this time out in New Glarus. In search of hot looking ladies in cowboy boots and cut off shorts. And if so lucky, a hat as well. The more the merrier. I’ll have a room in the lodge all to myself, but that doesn’t mean nobody is invited. I’m taking a bit of advive from my friend the Piper that he suggested earlier in the week so we’ll see what develops.

Maybe it’s time I leave more in New Glarus than just tips. hehehe

 

 

 

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My Shrimp Creole and secret weapon!

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BTW I have just got to close with two more fascinating items. #1 PAM’s INCREDIBLE new headshot. OO LA LA. WOW!

and a close runner up. Drew Peterson in custody. I only wish he was in general population that sick smirking piece of crap.

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May 6, 2009

Rock n Roll Dreams Come True

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It was 1979 and my only dream at the time was to see KISS live. They were poised to release Dynasty, I was 14 and at the time they were the biggest band in the world, and the biggest thing in my life.

April of that year I saw Cheap Trick live, which was my very first concert. They were also riding high as one of the top selling bands of the time. My career in music as early as it’s beginings was about to kick off.

In July I saw KISS. 11 years later I met and interviewed Gene Simmons. It made the cover and was the main feature of the publication I first started writing for in 1989. It was my first big story and would reflect my work ethic for the rest of my life. Confront the big dogs head on. Put it behind me and move on. It’s all about closure. Gene Simmons was still my idol at the time. But after that interview was published my eyes were opened to bigger and more significant talents.

Closure.

Over the years that followed anyone reading this knows I would go on to interview and eventually befriend many popular and artistically creditable talents. I don’t think I could have done that the way I did if I didn’t stick to my guns and meet the challenge of many talents that people often refer to as intimidating head on.

The autumn of that year, I first heard the voice of Leonard Cohen. It was in the movie “Pump Up The Volume”, and the central character was played by Christian Slater. He operated a pirate radio station and would open every broadcast with the song, “Everybody Knows”.

The next morning I went to a local record store (anyone remember record stores?) and I inquired on who I believed was a new artist, Leonard Cohen and was surprised to hear that he was an ‘old folk singer’. Without hesitation I purchased his latest offering at the time a cassette format of “I’m Your Man”.

My life was about to change. Say what you want, music does that to me.

Lou Reed one of my favorite lyricists and poets described Cohen as the “highest and most influential echelon of songwriters.”

As I began to plunge myself head first into his lyrical mastery and fall victim to his pure passion and desire for all things life, love and loss, I felt the need to examine the subject more in depth. I went to another record store and picked up the LP of “The Best Of Leonard Cohen”, and it featured standards such as , “Suzanne”, “Sisters of Mercy”, “So Long, Marianne”, “Bird on the Wire”, and “Chelsea Hotel #2″ all staples of the LC live performance over his 40 year career.

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel,
you were talking so brave and so sweet,
giving me head on the unmade bed,
while the limousines wait in the street.
Those were the reasons and that was New York,
we were running for the money and the flesh.
And that was called love for the workers in song
probably still is for those of them left.

Ah but you got away, didn’t you babe,
you just turned your back on the crowd,
you got away, I never once heard you say,
I need you, I don’t need you,
I need you, I don’t need you
and all of that jiving around.

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
you were famous, your heart was a legend.
You told me again you preferred handsome men
but for me you would make an exception.
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
you fixed yourself, you said, “Well never mind,
we are ugly but we have the music.”

And then you got away, didn’t you babe…

I don’t mean to suggest that I loved you the best,
I can’t keep track of each fallen robin.
I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel,
that’s all, I don’t even think of you that often.

L Cohen

I bet that closing line really stuck it to the vain bitch eh?

And his lyrics do cut like a knife, that is to anyone with any sort of a heart or soul.


Over the next few years there were several compilations such as “More of the Best of Leonard Cohen” and “The Essential Leonard Cohen” and in 1992 he recorded and released “The Future”, which included the hits “Anthem”, “Democracy”, Waiting for the Miracle”, “Closing Time” and the title track. But with the exception of the ‘92 release as far as any type of compilation is concerned I’ve always been partial to “Cohen Live” which came out in ‘94 in synch with the debut of the movie “Natural Born Killers”which he did the theme song to as well as the song in the end credits. Kudos to Trent Reznor who was Oliver Stones choice for Musical Director on the film.

All of this time as much as it had been a dream of mine to see Leonard Cohen live more than any other performer but I never thought it would be reality. In 2001, would begin the five years’ seclusion as a Zen Buddhist monk at the Mt. Baldy Zen Center. He would come out and record 2 more albums of material and did not tour on them. Indeed he was older and I figured it was a dream and I had been born to late, thus it would remain just a dream.

But again, it was one of my dreams, and they seem to have their way.

In 2008 he announced he’d tour, his first in 15 years. The shows all seemed to be based oversees and I figured the US audience was just not there for his art as the majority of our populace is comprised of media fed puppets and sheep bloated by that which is injected into them by the mindless performers endorsed by corporations hell bent on over saturating the masses with bad reality TV and mediocre at best rising star shows such as “American Idol”. It is absolutely those Rx-like mega doses that dictate what is available to purchase at the limited retail outlets for entertainment as well what is exposed through media and brodcast  via AM/FM or network television as well as cable.

Last February Deborah, a friend and reader of my work emailed me that tix were going on sale for LC in Chicago. I felt a tear of happiness. The shows would go on sale while I was in Baton Rouge shaking some of my winter frustrations out of it’s shell. I thought upon my return at worst I’d buy tix from a broker at any price. I returned from my trip to learn that the company I was working for over the last 3.5 years was no more. Thus my dreams of seeing Leonard Cohen live was dying a slow death.

As I mentioned, it was my dream.

A month ago Arbell Camron of Sony/Columbia Records offered me advance of the Leonard Cohen “Live in London” DVD and CD and I completely drowned myself in the performance. And all along believing that my dream was just that.

Last week she wrote to me again and offered 2 tickets. Was I going to say no?

Only one person came to mind when it came to sharing the 3 hour roller coaster ride of religion, isolation, sexuality and complex interpersonal relationships. However the reality of it seemed more complicated than the dream of seeing my poet live in and of itself.

As with the dream of seeing KISS, the 19 year wait of seeing Leonard Cohen live provided much ‘closure’ on many levels. I feel good today, alive, happy and free.

The entire mood of this Diary or blog as it has become tagged is on the verge of changing, more akin to that of my friend Scott Fayners’. But before I “put my past behind me and let my new life begin” I need to sum up the show in my own words from my own personal spiritual experience.

That shall be exposed later today.

Closure

You came to me this morning
And you handled me like meat
You’d have to be a man to know
How good that feels, how sweet

My mirror twin, my next of kin
I’d know you in my sleep
And who but you would take me in
A thousand kisses deep

I loved you when you opened
Like a lily to the heat
You see I’m just another snowman
Standing in the rain and sleet

Who loved you with his frozen love
His secondhand physique
With all he is and all he was
A thousand kisses deep

I know you had to lie to me
I know you had to cheat
To pose all hot and high
Behind the veils of sheer deceit

Our perfect porn aristocrat
So elegant and cheap
I’m old but I’m still into that
A thousand kisses deep

I’m good at love, I’m good at hate
It’s in between I freeze
Been working out but it’s too late
(It’s been too late for years)

But you look good, you really do
They love you on the street
If you were here I’d kneel for you
A thousand kisses deep

The autumn moved across your skin
Got something in my eye
A light that doesn’t need to live
And doesn’t need to die

A riddle in the book of love
Obscure and obsolete
And witnessed here in time and blood
A thousand kisses deep

But I’m still working with the wine
Still dancing cheek to cheek
The band is playing Auld Lang Syne
But the heart will not retreat

I ran with Diz, I sang with Ray
I never had their sweet
But once or twice they let me play
A thousand kisses deep

I loved you when you opened
Like a lily to the heat
You see I’m just another snowman
Standing in the rain and sleet

Who loved you with his frozen love
His secondhand physique
With all he is and all he was
A thousand kisses deep

But you don’t need to hear me now
And every word I speak
It counts against me anyhow
A thousand kisses deep

L  Cohen

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 There is a crack in everything That’s how the light gets in.

(or out)

AM 1964-1993 AZ 1993-2009 ALXETC 2009-

Time for act III

May 4, 2009

The Week In Revue (get it?)

Tomorrow is the most anticipated concert of my entire life as an adult. Leonard Cohen.

More to come, or see my Facebook page. So much to tell. - az
“People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that’s bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they’re afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they’re wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It’s all in how you carry it. That’s what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you’re letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain.” - Jim Morrison